Who to blame

* MOTHER OR LOVER - photo quiz on whether the female in a couple is the chaps mum or girlfriend? Users can upload pics.
Find a JPEG image of your happy couple
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This is really going to piss on a lot of people's fire but private photos you've culled off some poor sod's homepage really aren't what this site is about. If you don't know the people in question, didn't take the photo yourself and it isn't in a public place then it isn't going to get approved. News / celebrity photos are cool.

So, who is this? (No HTML please)

Which sentence best describes their situation?
Cup of tea by the bed
Sharing the bed

Older person is a

And you are..